PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a